the funnel queens
LAUNCH PAD SPRINT
One offer. One week. A funnel that actually converts.
THE FUNNEL QUEENS
LAUNCH PAD SPRINT
One offer. One week. A funnel that actually converts.
You’ve got the offer. You’ve even got the audience.
What you don’t have? Time, tech skills, or energy to drag through another six-week launch cycle.
You’re ready for a funnel that’s not just beautiful—but built, loaded, integrated, and ready to sell in 5 days flat.
This isn’t just a funnel build. It’s a strategic sprint. Because when your offer is strong, the system should never be the bottleneck.
Say goodbye to launch overwhelm and funnel fluff.
You don’t need more tutorials, templates, or tactics. You need a team who will map the strategy, build the backend, write the emails, and launch it for you—this week.
What You Get Inside the Launch Pad Sprint
Your entire sales system—mapped, written, built, and live in 5 business days.
Funnel Buildout & Strategy
We don’t just build—we map the offer, the logic, and the buyer flow.
One funnel (live launch or evergreen)
Includes: Opt-in page, thank you or checkout page, upsell/downsell (if applicable)
Connected to your platform, CRM, and email flows
Built to convert, not just “look pretty”
Strategic Funnel Copy
Your voice. Our words. Copy that converts without sounding like everyone else.
Funnel copy written for every page
Based on voice-of-customer messaging and strategy session
Includes one round of edits
Email Sequences (2–4 Emails)
Pre-written, pre-loaded, and ready to send.
Launch, nurture, or follow-up emails
Aligned to the funnel logic
Integrated into your platform
Visual Styling + Funnel Design
Branded and elevated—no clunky templates here.
Styled to match your colors, fonts, and brand elements
On-brand graphics and layout customization
Mobile responsive and clean across all devices
Kickoff + Handoff Calls
We keep the sprint tight, and the process friction-free.
Kickoff strategy call to map offer + flow
Final handoff call with walkthrough + next steps
5-day turnaround (Monday–Friday or agreed timeline)
Perfect For You If…
You’ve got an offer and you’re ready to launch fast
You’re tired of DIYing and second-guessing every funnel step
You want expert strategy + implementation, not just “a designer”
You’re craving clarity, simplicity, and a system that sells
Pricing: $997 Flat
One offer. One sprint. One funnel built for conversion.
Final quote based on complexity and number of sequences.
Meet Your Sprint Strategist
Hey, I’m Laurel—Feminine Funnel Strategist and founder of Funnel Queens
I created the Launch Pad Sprint because too many brilliant women were stuck trying to piece together launches alone.
This sprint isn’t just a buildout—it’s a shortcut to sanity.
You bring the offer. We’ll bring the funnel that sells it.
Meet Your Sprint Strategist
Hey, I’m Laurel—Feminine Funnel Strategist and founder of Funnel Queens
I created the Launch Pad Sprint because too many brilliant women were stuck trying to piece together launches alone.
This sprint isn’t just a buildout—it’s a shortcut to sanity.
You bring the offer. We’ll bring the funnel that sells it.
How It Works
Submit your offer details using the button below
We’ll hop on a quick strategy call to map your funnel
You sit back while we write, build, load, and deliver—done in 5 business days
We don’t do duct tape—and we definitely don’t do bro. Just gorgeous, done-for-you systems that scale—DIY or fully built, your funnel starts here.