THE FUNNEL QUEENS

THE ROYAL NURTURE SUITE

Nurture with nuance. Automate with elegance. Convert without chaos.

THE FUNNEL QUEENS

THE ROYAL NURTURE SUITE

Nurture with nuance. Automate with elegance. Convert without chaos.

THE PROBLEM

Your backend is beautiful. But is it selling?

If you’re showing up, growing your list, and scaling your visibility—but the sales still feel stuck… this is for you. Funnels are powerful. But if no one’s being nurtured through them?

You don’t have a system.

You have a landing page with commitment issues.

THE SOLUTION

Let’s fix that—with a fully pre-written, pre-mapped, brand-personalized nurture engine.

You already have the offer. The site. Maybe even the funnel.

What you don’t have?

  • The strategy behind your emails

  • The automations that follow up for you

  • The segmentation that treats subscribers like VIPs

  • The tech flow that turns clicks into cash

That’s where the Royal Nurture Suite comes in.

What’s Inside the Royal Nurture Suite

Your done-for-you backend email ecosystem—built to convert, loaded to run.

5–7 Strategic Email Sequences

Perfect for individuals and small teams just getting started.

  • Welcome & nurture

  • Sales sequences

  • Re-engagement

  • Launch support

  • Upsell/cross-sell flows

Each one fully customized to sound like you—without you writing a word.

Smart Automation Logic & Flow Mapping

Not just emails—but what happens when someone opens, clicks, or ghosts.

  • Behavior-based triggers

  • Tags + segmentation logic

  • Funnel branching for personalized paths

  • Visual map so you know exactly what’s happening when

Lead Magnet Setup + Subscriber Segmentation

We don’t just drop in your freebie—we build the bridge that turns it into sales.

  • Custom opt-in flow

  • Delivery, tagging, follow-up

  • Pre-mapped automation for every type of subscriber

Optional: Branded Email Template Styling

Your nurture emails should feel like an extension of your brand—

Not like a last-minute Mailchimp newsletter.

We’ll create:

  • Behavior-based triggers

  • Tags + segmentation logic

  • Funnel branching for personalized paths

  • Visual map so you know exactly what’s happening when

What Makes This Different

This is a done-for-you sales automation system—written, mapped, and loaded into your platform for you.

What Makes This Different

This is a done-for-you sales automation system—written, mapped, and loaded into your platform for you.

It’s not a template pack.

It’s not “plug-and-play” guesswork.

It’s not a course teaching you to write it yourself.

Let Your Funnel Do the Follow-Up

  • Stop ghosting your list.

  • Stop manually sending broadcast emails.

  • Stop wondering if subscribers are stuck—or just confused.

Who This Is For

  • You’ve got a funnel or lead magnet—but no follow-up

  • You’re launching, but starting from a blank doc every time

  • You’re tired of cold lists, low conversions, and ghosting subscribers

  • You want someone to map it, write it, load it, and make it sell

VIP Pricing: Starting at $497

The Royal Nurture Suite doesn’t just “keep in touch.” It builds trust, builds urgency, and builds buyers.

Final quote based on complexity and number of sequences.

Includes:

  • Strategy consult

  • Sequence writing

  • Automation setup

  • Full integration + launch support

ABOUT ME

Meet Your Strategist

Hey, I’m Laurel—Feminine Funnel Strategist and founder of Funnel Queens.

I’ve helped hundreds of women stop manually chasing leads and start letting automation work like the sales system it’s meant to be.

Your email list is not just for “value.”

It’s your revenue runway—and I’ll help you build it.

  • Inquire using the button below

  • We’ll meet for a strategy session + brand tone mapping

  • My team writes, designs, and installs your full nurture ecosystem

  • You go live with sequences that sound like you and sell like crazy

We don’t do duct tape—and we definitely don’t do bro. Just gorgeous, done-for-you systems that scale—DIY or fully built, your funnel starts here.

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